Show Printable Version Search This Thread Advanced Search   Gabber JaW Forums Register  |  Login  |  Search  |  New Posts  |  Chat Gabber JaW > Forums > News and Announcements > Let's cheer up Wendy...   Username: Password:   Remember Me? Thread Tools  | Search This Thread  Reply   Author Comment   View Member ProfileSend Private MessageSend EmailFind Member's Threads Find Member's Posts secularchick Jr. JaW Registered: May 03, 2006 Posts: 10      Dec 17, 2007 at 08:21 PM Reply with quote #1 I once knew a sailor named Bates who danced the fandango on skates but a fall on his cutlass has rendered him nutless and practically useless on dates! View Member ProfileSend Private MessageSend EmailFind Member's Threads Find Member's Posts wendigo Moderator Registered: Feb 24, 2006 Posts: 496      Dec 19, 2007 at 07:31 AM Reply with quote #2 Thanks!  I just happened to have a couple of jokes (that I can actually remember right now).  Both are clean enough to tell Grandma or your kids: Q:  What's the best time to go to the dentist? A:  2:30   (Think about it...) Q:  What did the cat say when he was talking on his cell phone? A:  Can you hear me-OW? View Member ProfileSend Private MessageSend EmailFind Member's Threads Find Member's Posts secularchick Jr. JaW Registered: May 03, 2006 Posts: 10      Dec 20, 2007 at 12:08 PM Reply with quote #3 What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? A: You can't hear a vitamin. View Member ProfileSend Private MessageSend EmailFind Member's Threads Find Member's Posts berndoubt WikiBernia Registered: May 04, 2006 Posts: 139      Dec 20, 2007 at 05:16 PM Reply with quote #4 O.K.  I heard this one a hundred years ago: Q: How do you make a hormone? A: Don't pay her! View Member ProfileSend Private MessageSend EmailFind Member's Threads Find Member's Posts Barely Gabber Blabber Registered: Feb 24, 2006 Posts: 175      Dec 24, 2007 at 10:12 PM Reply with quote #5 Quote: Originally Posted by wendigo Thanks! I just happened to have a couple of jokes (that I can actually remember right now). Both are clean enough to tell Grandma or your kids: Q: What's the best time to go to the dentist? A: 2:30 (Think about it...) Ok I don't get it.  Yeah I have been thinking about it for a while as well. __________________ ------------------ Barely Podcasting http://www.barelypodcasting.com View Member ProfileSend Private MessageSend EmailFind Member's Threads Find Member's Posts berndoubt WikiBernia Registered: May 04, 2006 Posts: 139      Dec 25, 2007 at 02:17 PM Reply with quote #6 Tooth hurty. View Member ProfileSend Private MessageSend EmailFind Member's Threads Find Member's Posts secularchick Jr. JaW Registered: May 03, 2006 Posts: 10      Feb 12, 2008 at 10:46 AM Reply with quote #7 Practical Philosophy If I take one drink, I can't feel it; If I take two drinks, I can feel it; If I take three drinks, anyone can feel it. Previous Thread | Next Thread Reply   Bookmarks    Digg  del.icio.us  StumbleUpon  Google

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